Two bars on the phone, four shots in,
Tryna text my peace but I lost that pin.
Screen light flicker on my half-tired grin,
Scrollin’ through ghosts like they still log in.
Same old loop, different night,
Feed look rich but the soul feel light.
DMs full of “you good?” lies,
I reply with a joke ‘cause the truth too dry.
WiFi slow, but my thoughts upload,
Pain got range even when it’s old.
Yeah, connection weak but the habit strong,
Still talk to the past like it did me wrong.

WiFi & Whiskey, that’s my church,
Tryna find God in a search.
Scroll, sip, laugh, repeat,
Heaven’s just a strong heartbeat.
WiFi & Whiskey, my kinda grace,
Lost online in my own space.
Ain’t lookin’ for love, just proof I’m seen,
In a world made of code and nicotine.

Yeah, I pour my truth in a double-tap,
Get likes but never get it back.
Every post another mask,
Every scroll another ask.
They said peace come when you log off clean,
But the silence hit harder than the screen.
So I sip slow, chase with doubt,
Tryna level up what life left out.
Every “seen” feel like ghost approval,
Every shot I take just self-removal.
So I vibe low, burnin’ time,
Digital monk in an offline shrine.

WiFi & Whiskey, that’s my church,
Tryna find God in a search.
Scroll, sip, laugh, repeat,
Heaven’s just a strong heartbeat.
WiFi & Whiskey, my kinda grace,
Lost online in my own space.
Ain’t lookin’ for love, just proof I’m seen,
In a world made of code and nicotine.

Yeah, I got faith in the feed, not fame,
Every click a prayer with a different name.
Still chase likes like they chase grace,
Still drink pain at a smoother pace.
Maybe peace just a Wi-Fi bar,
Blinkin’ slow while I reach too far.

Ain’t tryna preach, just tryna cope,
Every drop of whiskey dilute hope.
Still dream big, still scroll small,
Still one missed call from my downfall.
But I laugh more now, cry half less,
Learned to find peace in the mess.
And if love don’t text me back, that’s fine,
I still got the beat, the buzz, the line.

WiFi & Whiskey, that’s my church,
Tryna find God in a search.
Scroll, sip, laugh, repeat,
Heaven’s just a strong heartbeat.
WiFi & Whiskey, my kinda grace,
Lost online in my own space.
Ain’t lookin’ for love, just proof I’m seen,
In a world made of code and nicotine.

Airplane mode never saved nobody.